My name is obviously not Captain Salacious, but I found it rather fitting. People in the local kink community do call me Captain though, so I found it rather fitting being as that is how I identify myself most of the time. People just started calling me Captain. I am not in the military. I simply made the mistake of wearing a Captain America hoodie too many times in public, now I am doomed to be linked with one of the more self righteous super heros that doesn’t even curse.

Such is life.